PepsiCo heard you like Doritos chips and Mountain Dew soda, so they took Doritos flavor and put it in your Mountain Dew.
The dastardly concoction was spotted by a Reddit user called, perfectly, joes_nipples, at Kent State University. Better yet, said concoction is apparently being called Dewitos. Just look at this monstrosity:
Nipples reported that the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew was served at “room temperature,” and tasted “like a weird mix of Mountain Dew flavor and Doritos. Like if you shoved a handful of Doritos in your mouth and chugged some Dew at the same time.” Read more…