Attention commoners: Taylor Swift has trademarked ‘This Sick Beat’




Because no one before or since our overlord Taylor Swift arrived on the music scene could possibly create sick beats, the phrase “this sick beat” has been trademarked by the Great Eminence, herself

If you would like to pretend that you could possibly compete with her Divinity in the realm of beats you may, but you are now restricted from proclaiming that fact on any kind of jewelry, home decor, musical instruments, glassware or wind chimes

Also trademarked is her commandment/aesthetic “party like it’s 1989,” but you may still party like it’s 1988 or 1990, if you wish. “Nice to meet you. Where you been?,” “Cause we never go out of style” and “Could show you incredible things” also fall under Swift’s realm of power — your party pickup lines have just taken a serious hit Read more…

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