I love cool Twitter bios. I guess I am the ultimate social media geek because when I look through my new followers, finding a funny Twitter bio is like a little ray of sunshine in my day. I’ve been collecting a list of the best ones for you. Here we go:
Digital marketing ninja. Social media wizard. I will maximize your ROI, minimize your CPL, and superglue your stickiness. For beer.
Don’t you just hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way you octopus
Pale, awkward and very, very small. Form an orderly queue gents.
Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going
Total computer geek. Married to a computer geek. Raising two future computer geeks.
There’s a Viking living in Manhattan and she’s wearing my pants.
I spend every staff-meeting wondering how they got the table through the door. My boss thinking how to fire me without compensation. We are equally productive.
Acts like summer & walks like rain
My blood is made of coffee.
The only person on Twitter who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
These are my opinions. Not necessarily shared by reasonable-minded people nor my benevolent corporate overlords
There are two kinds of people in this world… And I don´t like them
God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height
The fine line between social networking and wasting your time.
Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours
I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice
A magic mushroom in the cow dung of the 21th century.
one girl’s mission to find the line between not enough coffee and too much coffee.
I was planning to be the first black president. Well… Barack ruined that.
Mainly tweeting about dairy consumption. In other words folks … milk it for all it’s worth.
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Illustration: I just made that up.